Posted by Hog’s Pub | July 2025

Welcome back to Hog’s Pub, your go-to spot for hearty comfort food, ice-cold drafts, and the warmest welcome this side of San Andreas. We’ve given our menu a full overhaul—keeping the classics you love and adding some bold new flavours for the season ahead.

Our team has worked hard to craft a fresh lineup of starters, mains, sides, drinks, and even specials for our emergency services. So whether you’re swinging by for a pint, a full meal, or just a bite with friends—there’s something new waiting for you at the Hog.

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🥨 Starters

Warm up with something savoury or sweet to start things off just right.

• Banger Bites
  Mini sausages in a honey mustard glaze.
  $7.50
• Ploughman’s Plate
  A sampler of bread, cheddar cheese, ham, pickles, and apple slices.
  $8.00
• Cheese Fries (V)
  Crispy fries topped with melted cheddar cheese and optional bacon bits.
  $6.00
• Fried Potato Wedges with Guinness Gravy & Corned Beef
  Golden-fried potato wedges served with rich Guinness gravy and corned beef chunks.
  $8.50
• Guinness BBQ Wings
  Juicy wings coated in a rich Guinness-infused BBQ sauce.
  $9.00
• Crumpet with Butter (V)
  A warm and fluffy British crumpet served with butter.
  $4.50

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🍔 Burgers

Classic pub fare, elevated. Served with chips unless noted otherwise.

• Yorkshire Burger
  Angus beef patty with caramelized onions, cheddar cheese, and a rich onion gravy, served between two crispy Yorkshire puddings.
  $13.50
• Veggie Burger (Ve)
  Grilled plant-based burger with roasted vegetables and vegan cheese.
  $10.00

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🍽️ Mains

Hearty dishes crafted to comfort, satisfy, and impress.

• Port Authority’s Fish & Chips (P)
  A dockside favourite—crispy battered fish served with thick-cut chips, mushy peas, and a lemon wedge.
  $14.00
• Bangers & Mash
  Classic sausages with mashed potatoes, peas, and onion gravy.
  $12.00
• Shepherd’s Pie
  A hearty pie with lamb mince, vegetables, and mashed potatoes.
  $13.50
• BBQ Ribs
  Slow-cooked ribs smothered in BBQ sauce, served with coleslaw and fries.
  $16.00
• British Curry
  A mild and creamy British-style curry served with basmati rice and naan bread.
  $13.50
• Steak & Ale Pie with Mash
  A traditional pie filled with tender steak and ale gravy, served with mashed potatoes.
  $14.00

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🍟 Sides

• Mashed Potatoes (V)
  Creamy mashed potatoes with a hint of butter and cream.
  $4.00
• Chips (Ve)
  Thick-cut fried chips, perfect as a side.
  $3.50

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🥤 Soft Drinks

• Ginger Beer
  A fiery and sweet ginger-flavoured soda.
  $3.00

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🍺 Drafts

• Phoenix Crown Lager – A classic American lager. $3.50
• Starlight Ale – Light and refreshing lager. $3.50
• Founder’s Reserve – A rich amber lager. $4.00
• Celestial Sip – A smooth, light American lager. $3.50
• Aurora Brew – A crisp and refreshing lager brewed in the Rockies. $3.50

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🇮🇪 Imported Draft

• Guinness Stout – A creamy stout from Ireland. $6.00

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🍸 Cocktails

• Gin & Tonic
  A refreshing blend of gin and tonic water with lime.
  $8.00

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🚨 Emergency Services Specials

Crafted in honour of our heroes across San Andreas, these limited-time items are inspired by our brave first responders.

• 🚔 LSPD – “Code 3 Crunch Burger”
  Double-decker smashed beef burger with pepper jack cheese, crispy onions, pickled jalapeños, and chipotle mayo on a toasted brioche bun. Comes with blue cheese crinkle fries and a “badge” pickle on top.
  $20.00
• 🤠 BCSO – “Sheriff’s Smoky Brisket Platter”
  Slow-cooked BBQ brisket with hickory glaze, served with cornbread, slaw, and baked beans.
  $50.00
• 🚨 SAHP – “The Pursuit Punch”
  Spiced rum, Red Bull, cranberry, and lime with a siren-blue glow cube. Served in a pint glass.
  $15.00
• 🚑 SAEM – “The Lifeline Sundae”
  Strawberry and vanilla ice cream layered with meringue, raspberry coulis, white chocolate shards, and “emergency red” strawberry sauce. Topped with a sugar thermometer.
  $23.00
• 📞 COMMS – “Dispatcher’s Refill”
  Triple-shot espresso over cold brew with vanilla syrup and oat milk. Served over ice with a dark chocolate rim.
  $12.50
• 🛠️ SADOT – “Road Crew Loaded Nachos”
  Crunchy tortilla chips with pulled pork, cheddar, crushed red chilies, sour cream, guac, and “traffic cone” jalapeño slices.
  $30.00

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👨‍🍳 Come Hungry. Leave Proud.

Whether you’re a regular or it’s your first visit, Hog’s Pub welcomes you with full plates, good company, and a whole lot of flavour. Swing by and see what’s new—we’ve saved you a seat.

— The Hog’s Pub Team